Friday, November 10, 2006

Don ke dushman ki sabse badi galti kya hai?

Don ke dusman ki sabse badi galti kya hai? Yehi ki woh Don (movie) ka end samajhne ki koshish kar raha hai. By that logic I am one of the "Don ka dushman" trying to figure why Don did what he did? I wish the movie ended before its final twist. Par shayad Don ko tweesht in the tail bahut pasand hai. Isliye pura 360 degree tweesht kar dala. By the way, With the exception of khai ke paan banaras (club remix ?) - that too in with a UP crew in malaysia (total lack of imagination) - I like the music and singing. And I think I would spare myself from getting into the whole non-debate of Sharukh is better or Big B is.

In the mean while, There has been some disturbances in my blissful schedule of wake up-go to class-sleep-wake up-go home. The disturbance came in the form my tryst with Passport office of Mumbai. After visiting the place I feel customer care employees should visit passport office every now and then. It can be excellent crash course training patience and how to survive rude , dumb and misleading people. I mean I was lucky to get in and get out in as short as 7 hours. swear I would rather listen to non-remix Himesh Reshamiya 10 times in a row than visit the passport office. If the former is merciless torture the latter is fatality.

By the way, in the short whiles that I have been awake in college I have listened to the lecturer in economics. After careful evaluation of her teachings and a few hundred sincere attempts to make sense out of them, I have come to realize that this world would be a better place to live without the Economists and Economics. I mean Physicists would turn in there graves if they listen to concepts of velocity of money being number of times money changed hands in a process. All Maths and Logic goes for a toss in the economic equations. Here is a funny one, the salaries paid to Indian politicians by some freak logic and freaker economics contributes to GDP. No wonder its going at such a good pace. Perhaps The only thing good about an economics book is that the number of sharp curves one can see in an economics book can give Jennifer lopez an inferiority complex. To top it all here is my personal favorite line from the subject, In the long run, we all are dead.

As if thats not enough we have business communication lectures. If one sincerely attempts to follow all principles of it he would only be able to write a perfect letter at an age when the only letter he would need to write would be - an application to God for filling up a vacancy in heaven. Nevertheless, if one has to live in a bee-school he has to bear with the stings ;-)

6 comments:

  1. you are simply fabulous!!

    i am totally with you as far as you opinion about don goes..Don version 2.0 ko jhelna mushkil hi nahi, namumkin hai..the only decent part of the movie was the interval..

    and your "beeseee" schedule makes me go for CAT version 2k6 with full vigor and force..though this sudden rush of enthusiasm might have come a little late..anyways better late than never!!

    Another great post rohan!! Your writing skills rock bigtime!!

    Cheers!
    Anusha

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  2. @ anusha: I do your appreciate your excellent statement about my blog. But the reaction betrays reality :-) Best of luck of your CATwalk... do it well, and no malfunctions please...

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  3. Anonymous4:12 PM

    So a post after a loooong time!
    Nice post this....

    Xpressions

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  4. hey Rohan I haven't seen Don so i can not comment on that. But the Passport office yes I am also a victim of them. And trust they are same in all over country Useless, misguiding if they talk to you they will make sure that you feel like bhagwan Prasanna ho gaye hai. Since last one year I am waiting for my passport to come. aur main kab ye bol paoonga ki guys i have reached the place i belong to.
    Good post. but anything about PP help let me know. After so many visits to PP office I even started to think about opening a help office for applicants. Samaz sakate ho how much I learnt about there working.

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  5. @ xpressions: thank you jee

    @ mdev ek do teen: Arey baba, Don nahi dekha... :-0

    apke passport ki gaatha sun ke dukh hua... bhagwaan kare pp office walo ko sadbuddhi mile aur woh tumhara aur baaki sab ka kaam karen (jaldi karen if faar too much to ask)

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  6. rmbred the line" An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. "
    maybe it's exaggrated but still nobody's perfect..
    Nice post,, & great blog,,

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